my favourite jokes

There are 10 types of people in the world:

those who understand binary,
and those who don't.


Heisenberg may have slept here.


Q: Why did the chicken cross the Moebius strip?

A: To get to the other ... er, um ...


Q: What's brown and sticky?

A: A stick. select line to reveal answer


There were two cows in a field.

One said: "Mooooo."
The other said: "Hey! I was just going to say that!"


Entropy just ain't what it used to be.


Loki, Puck and Eris walk into a bar.

Bartender asks: "You guys ready to order?"